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$xhtml = array(
	'<{title}>' => 'Fan',
	'takedown' => '2017-11-01',
	'<{body}>' => <<<END
<img src="/img/CC_BY-SA_4.0/y.st./weblog/2018/07/21.jpg" alt="Trees along the street" class="framed-centred-image" width="649" height="480"/>
<section id="drudgery">
	<h2>Drudgery</h2>
	<p>
		My discussion posts for the day:
	</p>
	<blockquote>
		<p>
			I like your ideas on twists you could add to move the story out of the mystery genre and into another!
			The plot of it turning out to be only a child&apos;s game seems similar to stories in which everything turned out to be a dream, or an interaction between inanimate objects that somehow have animation and think they&apos;re real.
			The zombie twist could have a lot of potential.
			Perhaps the newly-fallen soldiers could become zombies as well and join the zombie army.
			It then becomes doubly important not to let yourself fall to the enemy.
		</p>
	</blockquote>
	<blockquote>
		<p>
			Like you said, that may not have been what Poe was going for.
			I think Poe meant this more as a horror tale than a mystery tale.
			I mean, after all, horror is sort of what Poe is known for, and this tale doesn&apos;t have the elements needed for a mystery tale.
			I don&apos;t think the mystery is about how the murderer was caught though, either.
			From the beginning, it&apos;s made clear that the murderer <strong>*won&apos;t*</strong> get caught.
			The surprise twist at the end results in his getting found out, but it was so off the wall that you wouldn&apos;t expect it.
			You wouldn&apos;t be trying to figure out how he was going to get caught if you didn&apos;t somehow think he was <strong>*going*</strong> to get caught.
		</p>
	</blockquote>
</section>
<section id="recipe">
	<h2>Ranch recipe</h2>
	<p>
		I finally got around to making a batch of ranch with lime juice instead of vinegar.
		It doesn&apos;t have any bite to it though.
		I guess I&apos;ll try adding more lime juice and less soy milk next time to see if I can get something delicious that doesn&apos;t separate.
	</p>
</section>
<section id="circulation">
	<h2>Air circulation</h2>
	<p>
		The other day, my mother brought a fan over to my place, and set it up blowing out the window.
		I wasn&apos;t enthusiastic.
		I thought air circulation would be kind of nice, but it wouldn&apos;t do enough good to be worth the trouble of running it.
		I do like to keep my power bill low by not running anything I don&apos;t absolutely have to.
		It&apos;s been a couple nights though, and I&apos;m really seeing a difference.
		I guess I&apos;ve forgotten the magic of fans, if I ever really knew it.
		I&apos;ve been really hot, to the point where even though I sleep nude, I haven&apos;t been able to use any blankets.
		I&apos;ve been using a sheet on and off, but while I&apos;m more comfortable with something covering me, the sheet&apos;s been keeping too much heat in.
		There&apos;s just been no way to win.
		It&apos;s been a mild nuisance at worst though, so I haven&apos;t mentioned it.
		With this fan though ... I&apos;ve been under a blanket these past couple nights, and I&apos;ll be under one tonight.
		This is really nice.
		I enjoy the weight of a blanket on me, but when it&apos;s too hot, that doesn&apos;t really work out.
	</p>
</section>
END
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